jamesyfranco:

if people were rain, i was drizzle and she was a sharknado

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What a fucking nerd

Me talking about someone I love (via cowprince)
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MR KRABS, I WANNA GO TO BED!!!! .. squemp

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"Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?"

plightofthevalkyries:

Suddenly, there is a great rumbling.

Over hill, over dale, through forest, through fog, they come. Some walk. Some fly. Some crawl. Some simply move deep within the bowels of the earth. They are massive in number, terrifying in their fury. They blot out the sun from the grass below. They nearly shake the earth from orbit with their rage.

They are the English majors. 

They give a fuck about an Oxford comma.

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slaterton:

romangod:

what if augustus and hazel’s couple quote was “Aight? Aight.”

i fell in love the way u fall asleep. slow then mad quick u feel

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Currently on a quest to fill my life with purpose and understanding. Taking all and every fiction, nonfiction, short story, and/or essay suggestions because reading is great and a beautiful experience and I need to do more of it. 

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theendofaspark:

this is never going to not be funny 

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epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

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